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Why Overheard Cellphone Conversations Are More Annoying Than Normal Ones
Maureen O'Connor · 09/09/10 02:27PMLazy Running or Hard Running Will Kill You
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Foster Kamer · 11/21/09 10:15PMThe state of blogging
Paul Boutin · 11/24/08 02:37PMWrath of the Lich King to devastate IT departments
Owen Thomas · 11/13/08 12:00PMGood luck getting your computer fixed today. Is there some strange flu that only infects sysadmins sweeping the nation? No — but Blizzard Entertainment did dump Wrath of the Lich King, an update to its online World of Warcraft videogame franchise, on the Internet at midnight last night. What this means: A lot of engineers are going to be calling in lich this morning, having stayed up to download the update and then level their new Death Knight for a foray into Northrend. Yes, World of Warcraft players actually talk like that.You don't need to be able to talk gold and swords to understand that WoW, as it's abbreviated, is a "massively multiplayer online role-playing game" — which means that it's a group timewaster through which people bond. (A lot of people: The game, for which Blizzard charges a monthly subscription fee, has 11 million subscribers.) Sort of like golf! Venture capitalist Joi Ito has called World of Warcraft "the new golf," the social glue connecting a new generation of Silicon Valley businessmen. True enough, I suppose, for the overpaid, underemployed investor class. But for the people who are trying to pick up the slack for coworkers who overdid it on a raid last night, here's what World of Warcraft really is: the new binge drinking.
Blue Angels save San Francisco from sucky workday
Paul Boutin · 10/10/08 04:40PMStock market be damned, it's Fleet Week. While Owen grumbles about the racket overhead that drowns out his phone calls, I'm up on the roof screaming Yeeeeeeeeeah baby YES WE CAN!! The Angels are doing practice runs for this weekend's performances, Saturday and Sunday from 3-4 pm. I feel kind of sorry for the guy flying the little red Oracle biplane. Larry Ellison clearly needs an F-18. Four of them.
Wii ad's HTML tricks more fun than the new Facebook
Paul Boutin · 09/29/08 06:40PMStupid yet clever enough for Monday-afternoon viewing is this Nintendo Wii ad on YouTube that shakes apart the whole page during gameplay. Drill into it and you'll find it's not a standard YouTube video page, but an oversized Flash animation. Well done! But if the Wall Street Journal's Ahead of the Tape page does this tomorrow, I'm unsubscribing.
A Web-based Guitar Hero clone to waste the rest of your afternoon
Nicholas Carlson · 09/12/08 04:40PMClick to viewStartup incubator LaunchBox gave JamLegend founder Andrew Lee $25,000 to create a Web-based Guitar Hero clone. This is bad news for you if your boss expected you to get anything done today. Lee's giving away invites to Twitter and Facebook users; instructions are on the homepage. Tell your boss I said I'm not sorry.
iPhone glitch makes for fun art
Paul Boutin · 09/03/08 02:20PMIran has Photoshop now, but so do we
Paul Boutin · 07/11/08 07:40PMSad Office Workers Play Dorkiest Multiplayer Game Ever
Ryan Tate · 04/24/08 09:53PMTransmetropolitan author's new sex-infused post-apocalytic comic
Paul Boutin · 02/22/08 04:00PM"Twenty-three years ago, twelve strange children were born in England at exactly the same moment. Six years ago, the world ended. This is the story of what happened next." FreakAngels is a new graphic novel published online in weekly installments by Warren Ellis. The zany, dog-hating author is best known for Transmetropolitan, from which Valleywag cribbed the "I Hate it Here" tag and the Spider Jerusalem Award. FreakAngels opened last week with a blackout-drinking young lady and her steampunk helicopter. This week: Shotguns and jerricans. Next week, I predict, something bad happens to puppies. (Image (c) Warren Ellis 2008)
Cthulhu Cthursday rises from the dead
Paul Boutin · 02/21/08 02:20PMI miss John Brownlee's deliciously twisted Table of Malcontents blog at Wired, with its weekly Cthulhu Cthursday post. So I was happy to find a Cthulhu reference in the enigmatic Perry Bible Fellowship comic strip this morning. It's not the funniest of the series, but hit the Random button on PBF's website a few dozen times and I promise you'll get no work done today. Ok, back to Owen's posts about Yahoo vice presidents you've never heard of, but now they're fired.