The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge had a lot of fun in Australia on Wednesday, lightly placing their fingers on records under the close supervision of a professional disc jockey. After being reassured several times they had not been party to criminal conduct, the royal couple likely returned to their hotel and made real wild, freaky love until 4 p.m., when it was time to dress for their next event.

"Sinatra, Jimmy Buffet, 50 Cent, Madonna — it seems there's no genre Dave can't sing," the Reno Gazette-Journal said of "Diamond" Dave Hosley in a 2007 article entitled "Unexpected Pleasures in the Bay Area."

Lending further credence to the maxim that everybody's a DJ now, Paris Hilton kicked off her highly unanticipated world DJing tour in Brazil over the weekend, playing an hour-long set for a potentially coerced audience in Sao Paulo.

Visiting Toronto as part of the ongoing Diamond Jubilee Tour, HRH The Prince of Wales stopped by UforChange — an arts and life-skills workshop program — where he was instructed by Fayola Leach (pro name DJ Loquenz) on the finer points of scratching, mixing, and proper headphone placement.

Remember this clip of a young Paul Rudd DJing a Bar Mitzvah that made the rounds online? The Late Show got a hold of it, and asked the actor to explain himself (and his dancing.) Plus: Paul Rudd meets Obama!

Blogger Gabrielle Birkner unearthed video of her 1992 Bat Mitzvah, which would be totally boring to watch—except that the DJ was a floppy-haired, pre-fame Paul Rudd, wearing a yellow tux jacket and Doc Martens.

Watch out, Samantha Ronson! There's a new up-and-coming DJ who's spinnin' the beats like a pro. Oh, yeah—he's also a dog. Watch as this French Bulldog expertly navigates a turntable and scratches his way into our hearts.

One of my unwritten rules: watching old people perform tasks—especially ones that don't traditionally suit them—is always both endearing and funny. Case in point: "Party Dad," a geriatric DJ who really, really, really likes to spin the beats.

Chris Brown has words for Oprah, Susan Boyle's songs are beating Whitney and Russell Crowe wants to beat a gossip columnist. Oh, yes, it's your Friday morning Gossip Roundup.