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New Jersey Shore Spin-Offs to Feed Our Lust for Quality Television

Richard Lawson · 04/07/11 05:04PM

Just when you think there isn't enough readily available high culture in this country — the opera is too expensive, plus Lepage's staging of Das Rheingold actually makes us miss fusty old Otto Schenk — comes news that we are saved. Specifically, we're getting some Jersey Shore spin-offs.

Jersey Shore: For Kids!

Mike Byhoff · 01/15/10 02:18PM

A reenactment of our favorite dysfunctional reality show. Only Snooki, The Situation and DJ Pauly D are 5 years old. Don't worry, they're still tanned, and The Situation still flashes his abs at every opportunity.