In a bad relationship? Thinking, Hey, my situation probably couldn't get much worse? Well break up with the bastard, and then thank the heavens that you're not this poor British woman whose man accidentally sent her a video he very deliberately filmed of himself fucking their dog.

A Missouri Baptist conference center is seeking a new CEO after its current leader was arrested while allegedly trying to arrange sex with a dog and an unnamed other animal on Craigslist.

Nutripro diet dog food puts things in terms that you pet-coddling, Snausage-tossing, pooch-fattening, smothering-with-love fat dog owners can understand: Your fat dog isn't fucking. And that's wrong. [Via Adfreak. Click to enlarge]

"Funny" network TBS is planning to promote its "Sex and the City" reruns with a new sex-themed blog called "The Frisky." Which, judging by some screengrabs of the (unlaunched) site a tipster sent to us, promises to be excruciatingly folksy. The plan, according to the tipster, is for the network to let the site run on its own for a while before really integrating it into the TBS marketing machine. Maybe that will give them time to get the dog sex headlines out of their system. After the jump, screengrabs of the yet-to-be-unveiled site, including their political mission statement: "I so want to bone Barack Obama."