Variably referred to as an "Ewok," a "teddy bear," and a "monkey dog," an impossibly adorable black affenpinscher named Banana Joe brought home the Best In Show title at last night's 137th annual Westminster Kennel Club dog show.

Check out this stylish PETA lady totally messing up the dog show last night. (At least they didn't dress up like the KKK this year. Progress?) Security took her away and then Sadie was still the best dog. UPDATE: Conspiracy!