Do you have a dog? Have you taken any naps lately? Quick, count your toes! Because—if your dog is anything like this Shiba Inu in Oregon—some of them might be missing:

Is this video conclusive proof that dogs have their own mysterious language?

This cute pug might have a short attention span but for a few fleeting seconds this pug really wants to know just exactly what's behind having this video camera stuck in front of his face.

Aw, this cute little dog thinks he's human!

In the sun-scorched cauldron of violence and hatred that is Arizona, humans are no longer able to procure sustenance without fighting off rabid beasts driven half-mad by the incessant, life-sucking heat. A family in Yuma arrived home and opened their door, only to be overtaken by a black dog rushing past them into the artificial sanctuary of their air-conditioned apartment, made cool by burning vast quantities of fossil fuels which will, ironically, cause our dying planet to become even hotter over time. The interspecies showdown quickly devolved:

Meet Wall-E, an adorable puppy who somehow after being euthanized and officially declared dead is still alive today.

All you need to know about this clip is that Late Night released a handful of golden retriever puppies onto a red carpet filled with bowls of dog food with names of Oscar-nominated movies on them. That, and OMG puppies!

Like something out of a Disney movie, neighbors in Marco Island, Florida were alerted to the distress of a drowning doberman pincher after a pod of concerned dolphins took it upon themselves to rescue him.

It was starting to look like the real life version of Air Bud: World Pup until the Police Officer came to ruin all the fun.

Watch as a group of heroic firefighters come to the rescue of a Boo, a poor dog who has fallen through the ice on a frozen pond in Delaware.

Click to viewAn attempted drug raid in Philadelphia ended badly on Wednesday night when a police officer entered the wrong home and shot and killed a dog that had bitten him on the ankle. It's hard to blame the officer for shooting an attacking dog (or the dog for attacking an intruder), but one would hope that when armed police are executing raids they could at least get the address right. [NBC10; video below]

Finally, we have new data on the number of fat pets in the U.S., and it's not looking good. Over half of all American dogs and cats are at least overweight, and some 20 percent of them are obese.

Why won't that other puppy in the mirror come out and play!?

Is there any worse pet than a small, yapping dog? No, and that fact has now been confirmed—with numbers.

Of this video, Best Week Ever's Michelle Collins said, "It is, in my internet expert calculations, a perfect video." And that's before she discovered the fart. Seriously, you guys, just watch this now—because it is, in fact, perfect.

Are you having a depressing winter Wednesday? If so, then this video—of a Corgi on a swing... yes, a Corgi on a swing—will undoubtedly pick up your spirits.

Meet Hickory, the Scottish Deerhound that is the first of his breed to win the Westminster title of Best in Show in the dog show's 135 years of existence.

Ladies and gentlemen, meet Grand Champion Foxcliffe Hickory Wind, "Best in Show" at the 135th annual Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show! Grand Champion Foxcliffe Hickory Wind—known popularly as "Hickory," though why you wouldn't want to say the whole thing any chance you get is beyond us—is a Scottish Deerhound, and has won 14 other "Best in Show" titles, making her a very good dog, yes she is, isn't she a good dog. She beat out several other dogs for the title, including one named "Mr. Baggins." [NYT; image via AP]

This will be one of the more rare occurrences you will witness in your lifetime. Two cats engage in an all out brawl, which is put to an abrupt stop by none other than a dog who is all about keeping the peace.

For your Valentine's Day—and Monday—edition of "BAWWWWW!" we have this: a bunch of cute and tiny sleeping puppies being woken up by the sound of a spoon hitting a feeding bowl. Needless to say, they're a bit excited.