This puppy Daschund with ears blowing in the wind just wants to play with his friend...his reflection! Such angst!

Robot seal! Weed drugs! Dense breasts! Fat guts! Cartoon food! Chewing ice! And dogs with wondrous magical powers! It's your Monday Health Watch, where we watch your health—anthropomorphically!

Did you ever wish your dog lived FOREVER!! Watch this hilarious sketch from the people of The Midnight Show and your canine will be on his way to immortality in no time.

Yet another rich old woman has left her wealth to her pooch. Judging by these photos, looks like the money will go towards the animal's eclectic (and awesome) wardrobe and lifestyle.

A German student threw a dog at a bunch of bikers in Munich before stealing a bulldozer and driving away. "What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," says a police spokesman. [BBC]

If you haven't witnessed the phenomenon of extreme dog grooming, watch this sneak peak of TLC's tv special and witness dogs being transformed into lions, buffaloes, and other creatures.

Baghdad, a city of 7 million, is overrun with 1.25 million stray dogs that live in feral packs and terrorize children. Now that Baghdad's feral human problem is (relatively) under control, authorities are going after dogs with shotguns and poison.

Yesterday, the Today Show featured dogs whose fur was dyed to mimic another animal's coloring. Today, they covered a more drastic approach to doggie dye-jobs, leaving the hosts perplexed.

Guess there was only so much time before even dogs had tech devices for entertainment. Watch as this dog has a blast playing air hockey on an iPad.

Pugs are always awesome, but they can get lazy at times. Here's a good way to keep them active and entertain yourself at the same time.

The hosts have mixed reactions to a trend in China of dyeing dogs to look like other animals. Most seemed both amused and confused, but all Ann Curry wants to know is what happens when the roots start to show?

Dogs and babies are the only creatures that vomit more than college freshmen do. Allowing dogs in dorms, then, is dangerous, but it's happening anyway. Come, witness a terrible world where week-old pizza in the common room contains dog turds.

Watch Shepard Smith mourn the loss of Miss Ellie, the Chinese crested hairless dog Animal Planet named "The World's Ugliest Dog" in 2009. Does this mean that Shep has a sensitive side? Maybe not.

Jay Shells, the artist who brought you the Subway Etiquette posters, is back with a new project: plastic bags dispensed from a painted dog's booty, to encourage pet cleanliness. This street artist is New York's most responsible citizen. [AnimalNY]

This big Maine Coone is very tolerant of the terrier puppy jumping all over her.

This dog needs no help playing catch. He just feeds the ball into his special machine, chases it, and brings it back.

Craigslist personal ads: Still getting more revolting, somehow. (Don't click. Take our word for it.)

Chris Hardwick, host of Web Soup popped up on The Soup this weekend, asking if he could show a video of "the most awesomest dog ever." McHale allowed it. Afterwards, the two reenacted the bizarre clip.

Check out this dog's amazing slalom domination.

For his new installation, Australian artist Bennett Miller has assembled a meeting of the U.N. Commission on Human Rights in the Melbourne Museum plaza. The part that is "art" is that all of the delegates are dogs. All together: Awwwwww.