A dog head with people arms?!? It's an adorable gimmick and Darcy the dog enjoys the grub.

Gunner—a bomb-sniffing yellow Lab with the Marines in Afghanistan—has canine post-traumatic stress disorder. He can't sniff for bombs because every loud sound makes him run and hide. Sad, scared boy. WAR HURTS DOGS. RECONSIDER, AMERICA. [WSJ. Pic via]

There's a quickly developing internet rule that forbids oversharing your pet. However, that rule does not apply when they make noises like these.

Pedigree dog food has apparently stepped up their game when it comes to commercials. This ad, shot using a 1000-frames-per-second Phantom camera, shows awww!-inducing dogs catching treats with their mouths in slow motion. Neat!

Recession or not, there are people out there willing to spend tons of money on ridiculous things, especially when it comes to their pets. That being said, today on Wendy Williams, a lady you pay to dress your mutt.

Just when you think the dog's got the hang of drinking from the bowl, you put a sprinkler in the lawn and he gets all mixed up. Does he drink it, bite it, or should he just walk away defeated?

A weightlifter's moment of bench-pressing glory is befouled by his dog dragging his butt on the carpet.

This pup seems like the happiest pup ever when he's jumping on his trampoline. He even tries to do something other than jump straight up, but ends up jamming his face into the base repeatedly.

This is a list of hopefully fake products that you can purchase for your canine companion. They include a chastity belt, condoms, and "HotDoll: The Sex Toy for Dogs." [11 Points]

The View had their second annual "Mutt Show" today, which showcased dogs that weren't quite as high-class as those at Westminster. The ladies discussed it's piercing blue eyes, what kind of mix it is, and if it's really a llama.

We're sure a real butterball, whatever that is, would have an easier time descending a flight of stairs than this adorable ball of fail.

Hot on the paws of the cute meltdown that was last week's Puppy Bowl and coinciding with the Vancouver Olympics, the 134th annual Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show was a canine alternative in the same spirit of elite competition.

After two days of doggie deliberations, Cede (that's short for Mercedes) the Scottish Terrier took home the Best in Show prize—a trophy cup big enough for her to sit in—but it was CNBC commentators' barely informed, innocuous breed banter that won the viewers. Gabbing at the world's greatest dog show, the anchors showed their deep understanding of the beasts.

Check out this stylish PETA lady totally messing up the dog show last night. (At least they didn't dress up like the KKK this year. Progress?) Security took her away and then Sadie was still the best dog. UPDATE: Conspiracy!

About damn time dogs joined the 21st century. On Good Morning America, they introduced a product that ranges from completely useless-useless. It's called Puppy Tweets, and it involves dogs tweeting. As if human's lives aren't boring enough.

Let me get this straight, the cutest animal in existence fell in love with, and adopted the mannerisms of, the second cutest animal in existence? Does this mean media can end now?

Wearing what is likely to be the most absurd doggie outfit ever, a little beagle races his jockey man around a snowy yard. It's just like a real race, pit stop and all.

As if it wasn't annoying enough that Hallmark has turned Valentine's Day into a monumental holiday, Purina would like to remind you that the holiday isn't just for humans. It's also the day when you're supposed to show your dog some serious affection as well. And it has the research to back it up: According to a survey conducted by the pet food company, 26 percent of dog owners "say 'I love you' once a day to their dogs—the same percentage that says 'I love you' once a day to a spouse or significant other."

Everyone thinks their dog is so smart. But even the dog whisperer doesn't have a dog chauffeur?

Only the cutest thing we've ever seen. We're not quite sure what the rules of play are, but the blimp was manned by hamsters, the cheerleaders were sleepy bunnies, and there was a kitty halftime show. Judge for yourself.

Some brave soul cut and dyed this poodle's hair so it looked like the Canadian flag. Genius.