Australian Open Descends Into Schoolyard Mess of Pissed Pants and Slap Fights Maureen O'Connor · 01/20/10 01:45AM The tragic headline: "Player Fights with Fan, Ballboy Wets His Pants." A Brazilian tennis player was physically restrained during a fight with a female heckler, while American Donald Young's match waited 40 minutes while they blow-dried the court.