Some sad things happened to Real Housewives of New York City stars, a good thing happened in Iowa, everyone remotely involved with Fox News continues to suck, and we all got fired.
Poor Lindsay Lohan may have run out of precious, precious money (and, by extension, precious, precious drugs). The troubled (haha, I said it!) actress hasn't really been getting job offers the way she used to and has been enjoying a rococo lifestyle that consists of spending $70,000 on fake tans and living in a $2,700-a-night hotel. Her only way out of this is a big role in a big movie that puts her back on the map! (She'll do it, you'll see! Someone get her agent on the horn!) Oh, and leggings. Designer leggings. "It will be a while before it comes out, but I'm going to do it. Some of them will have prints and some will have patterns. I love leggings," she recently said. Then she fell down the stairs. And talked more about leggings. Here's hoping that this faraway, crazy dream of making leggings becomes a reality for the very, very troubled (deal with it) young lady. [MSNBC via Showbiz Spy]
