Ladies: need to ask your boss for a raise, but unsure how? This Summer's Eve ad has a step-by-step plan for you. Step One: "showering with Summer's Eve feminine wash."

A year ago, interrupty superflack Ronn [sic] Torossian filed America's Greatest Lawsuit when he sued rival flack Drew Kerr for $20 million(!) for setting up a website—RonnTorosianPR.com—with a picture of a douche ad on it. Douche sayswhat?

CollegeHumor cofounder Ricky Van Veen has decided to short the word "douche."

Miniature megalomaniac Michael Wolff stopped by Wall Street Journal editor at large Paul Steiger's office yesterday, presumably for "research" on his Rupert Murdoch-approved Rupert Murdoch biography. Apparently he's a very snazzy dresser.