The Dow Jones Industrial Average is back below 10,000 for the first time since November. Remember that recovery that was supposed to be on? Well, forget it. The dollar may be getting stronger, but we're all still totally screwed.

The Dow Jones is already up nearly 150 points this morning, as everyone who made a resolution to invest for the new year piles their money into the market. Savvy finance sharks will take advantage of this onrush of dumb money, sending the market plummeting downward in the near future. And then there's that whole recession thing, which is still not over. So basically, sell now.