To most, Michael Saylor is famous for losing a record-setting $6B in one day. To us, he's famous for emailing sexy svelte photos after we published a fat one. New photographic evidence suggests Saylor's still living large and looking thin.

After 112 days on the run, Craig 'Lazie' Lynch—who escaped prison, then taunted the cops on Facebook—has been caught. We will miss him, the man who looked the social-media panopticon in the eye, then raised his middle finger.

Times Squares' "mysterious white van" owner revealed, charged with felony. Worst parking ticket ever.

Sad Lisa Nowak, the 'astronut' who wanted nothing more than to be loved—and to avoid soiling her pants on her mission to attack, kidnap, and destroy her romantic rival—has been sentenced to 50 hours of community service.