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This Baby Is Encouraging Dangerous Driving With Its Wonderful Faces
Max Read · 02/11/14 12:05AMUnpatriotic Americans Are Not Driving Enough
Hamilton Nolan · 11/21/13 11:55AMSad, Lonely Women Drinking and Driving Almost as Much as Men
Lacey Donohue · 09/12/13 07:29PMAccording to a new report released Thursday, The Traffic Injury Research Foundation (TIRF) reports that female DUI arrests have risen 28.8% between 1998 and 2007. In 2011, FBI statistics show that nearly 25% of drunk drivers arrested in the United States were women, whereas in 1980 that number was just 9.8%.
Truck Drivers Outraged That They'll Get More Sleep Soon
Hamilton Nolan · 07/03/13 10:37AMChris Brown Charged with Hit-and-Run; Mocks 'Dirty Car' in Tweet
Caity Weaver · 06/25/13 03:26PMIn a shocking twist where rules apply, the Los Angeles Times reports that charismatic hero Chris Brown has been charged with a hit-and-run and driving without a license following an investigation of a fender-bender last month. Both crimes are misdemeanors punishable by a maximum six-month jail sentence.
Millennials Are All: Fuck Driving
Leah Beckmann · 05/14/13 12:00PMHypocrite Adults Are Texting While Driving Like a Bunch of Damn Teenagers
Hamilton Nolan · 03/28/13 08:52AMEuropeans Hate Cars
Hamilton Nolan · 02/19/13 03:25PMEurope, an expensive overseas cooking school populated by pussies, is still busy finding ever more outrageous ways to offend American sensibilities. First, it was the whole WWII thing, which we had to go straighten out ourselves. Then there was Monty Python. (Was he making fun of us? I think he was making fun of us.) And now, these Eurotrash types are too good to buy cars, all of a sudden.
Hamilton Nolan · 09/26/12 12:26PM
Drunk Teen Girl Drivers Now as Dangerous as Drunk Teen Boy Drivers; Equality is Beautiful
Caity Weaver · 04/03/12 07:51PMTeenage boys have long been stigmatized as riskier drivers than teenage girls. Twenty years ago, they paid double the insurance premium of their female counterparts. Now the danger (and insurance premium) gap is closing, as young divas emerge from their shells like beautiful Botticellian Venuses, texting and sexting and working that radio while driving like the boys used to do. The result: today young men's insurance premiums are only about 25 percent more than young women's. (Women also make 77 cents to men's dollar.)
Self-Driving Car Gives Blind Man Freedom of Travel, Cruelly Takes Him to Taco Bell
Caity Weaver · 03/29/12 08:16PMYou Should Really Buckle Your Seatbelt in Cabs
Louis Peitzman · 03/11/12 03:36PM
Yeah, yeah, who wants to buckle up in a cab? Most of us are content to slide around in the back and hope for the best. But you may want to reexamine that policy: the NY Daily News offers the story of Jane Lee, a woman who had to get 50 stitches after her face smashed into the cab partition during an accident.
Federal Board Endorses Ban on Idiots Using Cell Phones While Driving
Adrian Chen · 12/13/11 03:30PMAmericans Are Too Poor to Drive Drunk
John Cook · 10/04/11 04:41PMGood news! Drunk driving is down 30% over the last five years. Bad news! It's probably because we're all too broke to leave the house. Instead of wasting precious fuel to drive to bars and pay $4 for Bud Light, we're staying home with the lights off, drinking homemade prune wine, and sniffing kerosene. Apparently the way you'll know the economy is moving again is when you get T-Boned by a black-out drunk in a '70s Pontiac.