Anyone who checks the Drudge Report on Sunday night knows Matt Drudge has a radio show. (And no, it s not the FM version of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.) Being that we have a totally obvious crush on Drudge and seeing that Henry the Intern will soon have his Sunday nights free we had K. Eric check out last night's broadcast. What did he hear? Plenty of dance tracks and concern over a super gay solar storm. (Kidding, kind of.) After the jump, his report on all this magic plus Drudge's blog hatred.

Breaking news in the long national nightmare that is Idolgate. Or Paulagate. Or whatever. Matt Drudge reports that Former AMERICAN IDOL contestant Corey Clark says he can prove his sex claims with Judge Paula Abdul — by identifying a "distinguishing characteristic" on Abdul's body. Loathe to find ourselves scooped on this issue, we did a little reporting of our own. A source close to Clark, on the condition of anonymity, revealed the secret to us: Her penis looks like a barber's pole. AB

jessicagawker: Hello, handsome!
jessicagawker: Saw your pics from the dinner — looking hot! Love the white Fedora, very Panama Jack.
jessicagawker: So, Paula Abdul... Are you really that surprised?
jessicagawker: C'mon: If YOU were anywhere near Corey Clark, you would've done the exact same thing.

He's like the Siegfried & Roy of Photoshop, sprinkling his graphic magic on our internet Vegas.

Drudge, You're making this way too easy. It's like you're asking for it. —MG

—MG
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Oh, Matt, baby. Stop it some more, you devil!!! —MG

Not that we'd ever dwell, but we just wanted to bring up that UK interview with Drudge:

I just wanted to reiterate something from yesterday's fabu little Drudge interview:

A Times UK interview with Matt Drudge has us truly appreciating the British sense of skewy humour:

Skirting the issue because of personal preferences, no doubt. We appreciate the professionalism.

Little ditty about Matt and Maureen; two American kids writin' the best they can.

jessicagawker: Hey, hon.
jessicagawker: Are you alright? I heard about your sidekick/servant Andrew Breitbart possibly leaving you for the arms of Arianna Huffington...
jessicagawker: It's okay, you needn't speak. I know it hurts.
jessicagawker: Listen, why don't I swing by? I'll bring Pretty Woman and Bridget Jones' Diary, some Ben & Jerry's, a bottle of white zin...

Matty D. sort of outdid himself this weekend. We hope his spleen is okay.

Drudge Report

Sure we can.

Because nothing says "molestable" like Boba Fett!

Now, put on your special Drudge decoder ring... Can you solve the mystery? We can! This matters because the item links to an article where, apropos of nothing, Drudge is referenced as a footnote.

jessicagawker: Oh, come on.
jessicagawker: You are soooooo immature.