Fresh off a $75,000 windfall from a winning lottery ticket, two brothers who sought to celebrate with copious amounts of meth and marijuana ended up blowing up their house instead.

Responding to a call about a naked man covered in Crisco wandering around Rock Island, police officers found Chad William Forber with the cooking spray can still under his arm.

Tonight's episode of Jersey Shore included things you may have thought you'd never see: a game of catch with a fake boob, Pauly D becoming the sensible one in the house and... Vinny hooking up with Snooki? Stop drinking, kids.

This may be the wildest rumor since Rod Stewart got his stomach pumped, but there's serious buzz in NYC nightlife circles that Strokes guitarist Albert Hammond Jr. has halted recording on their new album to check into an L.A rehab.

Americans love their cocaine! And apparently these same cocaine-loving Americans' preferred method of snow ingestion is to snort it through rolled up cash bills, as a new analysis of currency in 18 U.S. cities shows.

Use of anti-depressants in the U.S. doubled between 1996 and 2005 according to a new study, which found that 10% of the population, 27 million people, were prescribed anti-depressants in 2005. This, of course, is all Elizabeth Wurtzel's fault. [Reuters]

Last week we noted how Rush Limbaugh hasn't lifted a chubby finger to follow through on a promise to move out of Manhattan, disgusted as he was with the high taxes and all. Maybe this ad campaign caught his eye.

Hey remember that entertainer person who died a few weeks ago? What was his name again—oh yeah, Michael Jackson! Well it looks like forensic investigators looking into his death are finally putting together the pieces of the puzzle.

Well here's an iPhone app that'll come in handy for most Gawker readers—Apple has approved something called "Cannabis," and it's awesome!

Hey remember salvia, everyone's favorite legal hallucinogen? Well, guess what? It's back! And our crack video team has put together a greatest hits reel of salvia smoking-inspired idiocy. We even filmed one of our interns wigging out on it!

According to a hilarious sheriff's report from Naples, FL, the newest designer drug for America's kidlings is called Jenkem. It is also probably a hoax. It's allegedly made by fermenting raw sewage. How would you create Jenkem? It's just like making Sun Tea!