An Oregon couple out to dinner at a charming resort town steakhouse got themselves arrested last week for trying to tip their waitress with an envelope full of crystal meth.

Samuel See, the young Yale professor found dead in his jail cell following a domestic dispute with his husband in November, died of "acute methamphetamine and amphetamine intoxication with recent myocardial infarct," according to the Connecticut medial examiner.

"For a little while in my teenage years, my friends and I smoked marijuana," writes David Brooks, the pop sociology professor of choice for Republicans hip enough to drive Audis. "It was fun." Was it, David? Was it really?

A Florida man who made headlines after winning a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to watch the Breaking Bad series finale with the show's stars at a private party in a Hollywood cemetery is back in the news this week after being busted on multiple drug charges.

An Indiana woman was arrested last Saturday after she allegedly held her daughter's boyfriend against his will and sliced his genitals with a box cutter over a drug-influenced belief that he had molested her two-year-old son.

Going to work while high on cocaine, LSD, and Ketamine is not recommended. Stopping your work in order to watch footage of someone else working while high on cocaine, LSD, and Ketamine, however, is highly recommended.

In a video uploaded to YouTube and promoted by her father’s administration today, Chiara de Blasio, the 19 year-old daughter of mayor-elect Bill de Blasio, confirmed that she has struggled with depression and substance abuse:

Today, President Obama commuted the sentences of eight nonviolent drug offenders — including Clarence Aaron, a man who was sentenced to three life sentences in 1993 for his role in arranging a cocaine deal.

Fox Business Network financial holler-er and New York Post columnist Charles Gasparino has not been paying very close attention to the Bernie Madoff case. Which does not stop him from writing about it.

She was roundly mocked online after telling a state trooper that two "bricks" in the back of her car contained homemade soap not cocaine, but it was no laughing matter for Annadel Cruz and her companion Alexander Bernstein who spent the past month in jail despite telling the truth.

Uruguay has legalized weed. So go to Uruguay, I guess, to smoke weed, legally. It's pretty far away though.

A 17-year-old girl has reportedly suffered horrific injuries as a result of injecting the infamous flesh-eating drug krokodil directly into her genitals.

It's not entirely clear how Mark Ruffalo's amazing anecdote about accidentally smoking pot on stage slipped through the Internet's cracks the first time around, but, luckily, it's being given a second chance to make your day so much better.

A Wendy's employee in Lovejoy, Georgia, ended up in jail last month after she allegedly "misplaced" the blunt she was smoking inside a burger that was served to a customer.

A Brooklyn man was arrested after police mistook his breath mints for Ecstasy.

It turns out that Gawker wasn't the only entity desperately trying to buy video footage of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford smoking crack. According to newly released passages of a sworn police affidavit filed in Toronto court, Mayor Ford may have attempted to purchase the video himself well before Gawker even knew about its existence.

A Michigan cage fighter who faked his own death after he was unable to pay back an $80,000 debt to his drug dealer is now facing 40 years in prison after he was arrested for robbing a gun store with a hammer less than two weeks after his "death".

A Florida couple received a strange package on their doorstep at their rental home in Louisiana this summer. It was just a regular shipment of 11 pounds of marijuana, but they didn't know that yet.

Following the release of more than 300 inmates, Annie Dookhan, a Massachusetts state chemist who used to "process" drug samples almost three times as quickly as her colleagues, pled guilty Friday to fabricating her results. Police estimate her fraud possibly tainted as many as 40,000 prosecutions that she was involved in.

More information about Congressman Trey Radel's cocaine bust: The AP reports that Radel allegedly purchased the coke from an undercover DEA agent in D.C.'s Dupont Circle neighborhood. Later that night, authorities came to Radel's home to let him know he'd be charged.