Finally: A website that takes the guess work out of drunk-dialing members of Congress — by drunk-dialing a member of Congress for you.

It seems Robert Pattinson may be looking to patch things up with his cheating girlfriend Kristen Stewart — and he's using alcohol as a mediator.

Need a custom ringtone for that ex-boyfriend who only calls late at night, when he's drunk and horny? Now presenting the Paris Hilton "Drunk Text" ring tone collection, culled from Paris Hilton's new spoken word techno song "Drunk Text."

Transcribed for your viewing pleasure, a drunk dialing disaster. Dominic phones Ryan, whom she met earlier that night, to inform him that she loved his "lil shirt and lil pants" and that they have an undeniable love connection.

Nineteen years ago, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas was barely confirmed by the Senate after a former colleague, Anita Hill, accused him of sexual harassment. So it's a little odd that Thomas' wife just called Hill to demand an apology.