It is absolutely not surprising that this edit of the intro to Disney's DuckTales, starring real ducks, exists. It's just surprising that it took so long—we've passed the peak of '90s pop culture nostalgia by now, right?—and that so much effort went into redoing it shot-for-shot when a much lazier video could have filled the same internet-hole.

In celebration of Uncle Scrooge's upcoming milestone (that being Issue 400 of the Uncle Scrooge comic book line) it seems appropriate to take a hard look at the most important cartoon in the Saturday Morning Cartoon tome, Ducktales.

They may look like nerds outside of work, but don't mess with Drake Mallard and Fenton Crackshell. By flapping danger in the night and quacking villains in the day, these prevalent superforces of Disney's Duck Universe slate a possible comeback.

In a reimagined Duck Tales intro, the Beagle Boys enact sexually charged violence against Webby Vanderquack in a ransom plot designed only to replenish the sadistic Scrooge McDuck's money swimming pool. Why Disney never developed the storyline is a mystery.