This was your weekend to let her know you love her, and you chose not to, America. You chose not to. Instead you went to the cartoon movie and the one about a murder train.

It's true. Just look at the top two movies this weekend. The one for the kids who are already here handily beat out the one about a kid that's on its way. So that proves it.

The Daily Show interviewed a very well-dressed—honestly, we're impressed!—Zach Galifianakis last night. The topics of choice were Zach's personal experiences in hitchhiking (full of amber alerts and mooning) and his first time meeting Jon Stewart years ago.