We can't take our boyfriends anywhere, but guess where they can take us? A dumpster. Like centuries of women before us, Salon writer Clara Bensen reflects today on standing by her man, who lives in a waste receptacle.

When planning your dream wedding, do you fantasize about things like annoying trumpet players, bread piñatas attached to tree branches, and groomsmen falling into dumpsters? No? Well, in that case, you probably won't want to emulate these nuptials. Watch inside.