Are you ready? Ready for yet another season of Dancing with the Stars? If so, you're in luck: tonight, at 8:00 PM ET on ABC, the season kicks off with a two-hour premiere event! More inside, plus your open thread.

Kate Gosselin is still on Dancing with the Stars. Why? I have no idea. Because she sucks. She sucks at dancing, she sucks at practicing, she sucks at feigning likability... she just sucks. Inside, video of Gosselin on tonight's show.