Tonight in the first round of the NBA playoffs, the Miami Heat’s Dwyane Wade made several remarkable shots to force a Game 7 against the Charlotte Hornets. Jeb Bush, who has nothing better to do than tweet about basketball like the rest of us, celebrated the heroic performance by mangling the spelling of Wade’s first name in the exact way a small child might.

Apparently, while growing up D. Wade spent more time on the mic than on the basketball court. Thankfully he smartened up and chose the right career path. Not that he would have been a bad musician. Just maybe not great.