Is this what we've become, people? An exceptionally twisted Ohio woman pretended she had won the lotto, went to a Burlington Coat Factory, offered to pay for everyone's purchases and bailed. The hopeful shoppers then proceeded to riot. [<a href="

Sorry, drunks: WHO has launched an all out, no holds barred war on alcohol.

Disney, realizing that its shopping mall outposts are under performing, will soon join forces with Apple to make every visit an "experience." So they're calling on Steve Jobs.

Some celestial beings sure are kicking the shit out of earth. First the Samoan rumbles, then the quakes in Indonesia and Italy. Now the South Pacific and Bali Ha'i have been hit. Whatever you're doing, silly humans, stop. [CNN]

Be careful what you twit for, because your 140 characters could land you in the slammer. Just ask Elliot Madison.