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Martin Shkreli Is Worth At Least $45 Million
Brendan O'Connor · 01/07/16 11:05PMAccording to court documents filed by federal prosecutors in Brooklyn on Thursday, Martin Shkreli, the price-gounging capitalist super-villain (who may not actually have been a very good business man or criminal), is worth at least $45 million—which explains how he could afford not only to secure $5 million bond but also to buy the $2 million Wu-Tang Clan album, Once Upon a Time in Shaolin.
Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer Gives Up
Maureen O'Connor · 07/08/10 03:19PME-Trade Compiles Bible of Lindsay Lohan Scandals
Max Read · 05/10/10 07:53PMDoes Lindsay Lohan Even Know That She's Suing E*Trade?
John Cook · 03/10/10 02:58PMLindsay Lohan Thinks This Milkaholic Talking Baby Is Her, and She's Suing
Maureen O'Connor · 03/09/10 05:30AMLindsay Lohan has gone off the deep end of paranoid narcissism. A Super Bowl ad featuring talking babies that refers to a "milkaholic" named "Lindsay" is about her, she says, and she's suing for $100M.
Now we can blame the Pets.com sock puppet for two burst bubbles
Nicholas Carlson · 09/30/08 02:40PMThe last time I saw the the Pets.com sock puppet was during an E-Trade Super Bowl commercial. In it, a chimp rides a horse through a postapocalyptic, postbubble Silicon Valley. At the end of the 30-second spot, a wrecking ball crashes through an office building, and the puppet flies out, landing dusty and ragged at the chimp's feet. The chimp picks up the puppet and a tear rolls down his face, as he mourns a tarnished symbol of '90s exuberance. But watching today's financial news, I'm thinking the chimp should have burned the little sucker. Because then BarNone — a subprime lender, of course — wouldn't have been able to purchase the rights to the puppet for $125,000 and keep its wretched curse alive. "Everybody deserves a second chance," my foot.
California man successfully scams Google out of $8,225
Jackson West · 05/27/08 06:40PMPlumas Lake, California's Michael Sargent managed to roll a ton of pennies into a five-figure pay day by gaming E-Trade, Charles Schwab and Google Checkout customer verification systems in an ingenious scheme reminiscent of the one perpetrated by characters Peter, Michael and Samir in 1999's cubicle culture classic Office Space. Using aliases, including character names from Office Space director Mike Judge's cartoon King of the Hill, Largent used a script to sign up for new accounts and then collect the few cents used to verify his checking account information. In six months he managed to milk E-Trade and Schwab for over $50,000 according to Wired. And now he's indicted on charges of computer fraud, wire fraud and mail fraud. But while the Secret Service says he bilked Google Checkout for $8,225.29, he's not being indicted on charges related to that part of the plan. Granted, even if he doesn't have to return that money, he'll probably have to spend it on lawyers.
E*Trade misses Q1 earnings
Owen Thomas · 04/17/08 05:10PMNicholas Carlson · 03/03/08 12:50PM
Tech ads from the Super Bowl
Jordan Golson · 02/03/08 11:37PMThe 10 most memorable tech Super Bowl ads
Nicholas Carlson · 02/03/08 08:00AME-Trade gets hedge-fund bailout
Nicholas Carlson · 11/29/07 04:48PMFaced with its own little chunk of the subprime mortgage crisis, E-Trade, one of the Internet's oldest brokerage firms, announced today it will take a $2.55 billion cash infusion from Citadel Investment Group. The bailout comes after E-Trade announced $197 million in pretax writedowns on its portfolio of securities and said it set aside another $237.8 million in loan-loss provisions, according to the WSJ. But fret not, this is good news. Citadel made its bet because it feels the mortgage market is at a low point and that E-Trade's mortgage securities retain their intrinsic value. It's a bet that things will go back to normal. No coal in your stockings after all, E-Traders!