YOU GUYS. POOR LAUREN. OMG. So, on last night's "The Hills," Lauren's ex-BF Jason totally drops the "I do want you to meet my girlfriend" bomb on Lauren, even though it completely seemed like he and Lauren might get back together? And even worse? He's all, We're moving in together, come to our housewarming party? And then at the housewarming party, they're like, Oh, yeah, we're TOTALLY ENGAGED, and you could just see the hurt in Lauren's eyes and you SO wanted to give her a hug and maybe punch Jason! Why are guys such jerks? Also, Heidi's all trying on wedding dresses for her engagement to Spencer and then she find out HE HAS SO TOTALLY NOT EVEN TOLD HIS PARENTS ABOUT THE WEDDING. And she's like, Why? Are you embarrassed by me? And he doesn't say anything, but you can fully tell the answer is either, Yes, you're a total bitch or No, it's because I am secretly gay. Sigh. We, like, hate Heidi so much, but the look on her face is JUST SO SAD. So sad.