On Tuesday, the entire population of Fort McMurray, Alberta, was ordered to evacuate as an enormous wildfire swept into the Canadian oil-sands city. High winds fed the fire, the Canadian Press reports, which grew rapidly and gave residents little time to prepare to leave.

Police in Edmonton, Alberta have confirmed the deaths of eight victims, including two children, across two crime scenes in the city's worst multiple homicide since 1956. A "suicidal male" sought in connection with the murders was found dead at a third location.

For more than a year (!) a Canadian salon has been running this ad, which depicts a sullen-looking, black-eyed woman seated on a couch, her back turned toward a creepy-eyed businessman who just might be her boyfriend. Battered women deserve great haircuts too, right?

During a recent stop in Edmonton, Canada, Justin Bieber stopped by a Hooters at the West Edmonton Mall. Here is a picture of Beiber posing with women whose boobs are the size of his head.