A second egg producer in Iowa has issued a recall of its delicious-but-salmonella-laced eggs. 380 million eggs have already been recalled in 14 states. End-to-end, those eggs could reach the International Space Station and give the astronauts there explosive diarrhea.

Iowa's Wright County Egg Farm is recalling 228 million eggs after its product caused hundreds of cases of salmonella poisoning in Colorado, California, and Minnesota. Maybe you should stick to Cap'n Crunch just to be safe. [Photo via Shutterstock]