In a straight-to-VHS Mary-Kate & Ashley movie come to life, five New Jersey 5th graders were arrested yesterday after teachers discovered their plot to “bomb” another school’s assembly. Police say the 10- and 11-year-old students at Clifton Elementary School 11 made a “device” out of cinnamon and vinegar.

A Seattle-area school district has agreed to let a Sikh elementary school student carry a dagger to school every day, as long as it stays concealed. Said a district official, "That allows them to express their religion without jeopardizing anyone's feeling of safety."

A Georgia fourth grader was suspended from school this week after he brought a Nerf gun to class as part of a show-and-tell assignment.

Parents at a Vancouver, Wash. elementary school are up in arms over a third grade teacher who allegedly made students pay in Monopoly money to use the bathroom. Two students told their parents they wet their pants because they couldn't afford a trip to go pee.

A couple of second graders were somehow able to perform oral sex on each other while a teacher was in the room at an Oakland school. What industrial chemicals in Oakland's water have mutated seven-year-olds into 15-year-olds?