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Taylor Swift Terrified to Be "Framed" for Bloody Murder

Allie Jones · 10/24/14 07:16AM

The celebration of the year of our Lord Tayla's birth continued yesterday on the Ellen show, when T. Swift dropped by to promote 1989 and tell everyone her deepest, darkest fear. "I'm scared of being framed," she said, in the voice of someone who's certainly not covering up multiple murders as we speak.

Won't Somebody Please Be Liza Minnelli's Friend?

Rich Juzwiak · 03/04/14 12:00PM

The misery of Liza Minnelli stretches into yet another agonizing day. Paparazzi caught up with the living legend in West Hollywood (where else?) on Monday night, and a cameraman asked her what she thought about Ellen DeGeneres' Oscars joke at Liza's expense. ("Hello to the best Liza Minnelli impersonator I've ever seen," DeGeneres said from the stage to Minnelli in the audience during the opening monologue. "Good job, sir." The internet being the internet wondered if this was transphobic.)

J.K. Trotter · 03/03/14 10:09AM

“Diversity was a leading motif for ceremony that was hosted by Ellen DeGeneres, a happy-go-lucky lesbian who spent most of the evening in a tuxedo.”

Here's Video Footage of Colin Powell Dork-Dancing To Daft Punk

Camille Dodero · 08/26/13 06:30PM

As if these photos of Colin Powell cutting a rug—pursed lips conveying his boogie-woogie seriousness in one; hands-on-hips stance indicating he may be contemplating a hernia-inducing squat dance in another—weren't uncomfortable enough, now we have approximately 20 digital-video seconds of the former secretary of state grooving out to a Daft Punk song about staying up all night for the nookie. Also, included: Pharrell's croon, Katie Holmes Doing the Shoulders, and a full-club karaoke singalong. The Hamptons will embarrass you every time.

Caity Weaver · 04/03/13 09:54AM

A Finding Nemo sequel ("Finding Dory") is officially on. The kids who loved the original film are now sullen teens.

Rebel Wilson, Ellen DeGeneres Kill It With Salt-N-Pepa Classic

Robert Kessler · 10/04/12 04:46PM

The hilarious Rebel Wilson, who has seemingly taken Hollywood by storm since her scene-stealing role in Bridesmaids, appeared on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" today to promote her new film Pitch Perfect. Spoiler alert: I already saw it, it's fantastic.

Here's a Nearly Nude Liam Neeson

Rich Juzwiak · 10/02/12 01:20PM

Liam Neeson didn't show his legendary celebrity big dick (Janice Dickinson has compared it to an Evian bottle) on Ellen yesterday, but he came closer than usual. In the name of breast cancer charity slash Taken 2 awareness, he stripped down to show his own chesticles and the result was an almost-nude 60-year-old who looked like an almost-nude 60-year-old.

Is Kristen Bell's Sloth Freak Out Adorable or Annoying?

Brian Moylan · 01/31/12 06:39PM

Veronica Mars survivor Kristen Bell was on Dancing with the Degeneres this afternoon and shared a videotape of her first meeting with a sloth. She freaked the fuck out. Apparently she has loved sloths her whole life, and when her fiance, comedian Dax Shepard, went to introduce her to the hairy couch potato, she absolutely lost her shit.

Ellen and Portia List Their California Horse Haven

Leah Beckmann · 10/01/11 10:50AM

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi have put their 26-acre compound in Hidden Valley, Calif. on the market and it's listed for $16.5 million. Considering the pair purchased the home in 2009 for around $10 million, it's likely that the market is where it will stay.