Guys! GUYS! Totes such hotness on "The Hills" last night! The gang all went out to Las Vegas to surprise Brody for his birthday and Lauren FULLY KISSED HIM? I think they may be getting back together! How great is that!? Lauren so deserves love!?! Meanwhile, Audrina TOTALLY THREW A BITCH FIT at her friends and some guy who is only wearing a towel because she thinks the rest of the girls are all, Don't date Justin Ricky Lee Harvey John Wayne Bobby, but you know what? They were just trying to be friendly to him. And also?!?

OH. MY. GOD. YOU. GUYS. Last night's "The Hills"? So, like, Lauren and ex-BF Jason are spending time together again and even though nothing's happened yet, it's like totally clear that it could? So they go to super-hot restaurant Ketchup? And who walks in right after them but HEIDI AND SPENCER? And everyone's like totally shocked even though this is a completely scripted drama? And there is like MAJOR uncomfortableness between them because HEIDI AND SPENCER SUCK? So the next day at work Heidi comes in and starts telling Elodie about it? And Elodie's all, Why do you think that is? And Heidi's all hurt and confused? Maybe she doesn't realize it's because SHE'S A TOTAL BITCH? Anyway, OH. MY. GOD.