New York's cover story this week proclaims, "Smile, You're Speaking Emoji." But are you? Do you understand the difference between the tongue-out emoji and the winking tongue-out emoji? Today's children communicate almost exclusively in these little smileys, and soon the weak emoji-illiterates in our society will be left behind.

Child of god Aubrey Graham got some new tattoos yesterday from Dr. Woo at Shamrock Social Club in Hollywood. One of them was of the praying hands emoji, which some people wrongly believe depicts a "high five." But what does Drake believe?

ABC 6 in Philadelphia suggested today that the praying hands emoji—one used to express faith, gratitude, or a general "Jesus take the wheel" attitude—is actually a "high five." ABC 6 in Philadelphia is wrong.