Former child bride Courtney Stodden married 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison back in 2011, when she was just 16. Yesterday, she announced her second engagement: Adult bride Courtney Stodden, 19, will marry actor Doug Hutchison, 54. How times have changed!

Britney Spears is engaged to a normal (though how normal could he be, really?) named Jason Trawick. According to TMZ, Jason was poised to pop the question tonight, but after a mysterious status update cropped up on Le Spears' Facebook wall earlier this afternoon, it would appear that the engagement took place last night.

Natalie Portman will never be your girlfriend because she is engaged to ballet dancer Benjamin Millepied (who she met on Black Swan) and having his baby. Wow, this is really going to mess up her choices for an Oscar Dress.