When we're feeling masochistic, we like to peruse the blog of incompetent superflack Ronn [sic] Torossian. It's his own forum for speaking to you, the consumer, without having to go through the filter of a biased media outlet like this one. So in the spirit of fairness and education, we're bringing you five of the 5WPR CEO's thoughts on how to become a successful entrepreneur-all in that inimitable Ronn style. At the end, we submit a bonus tip of our own! Read and learn from a self-made success story:

CNN recently started a new blog called "Young People Who Rock," and one of their first inductees to this nascent hall of fame is 25-year-old Joanna Alberti, who started a greeting card and clothing business called philoSophie. Who is Sophie, you ask? Well! She is not real, but