ABC is developing a TV series about a fictional Vice President and his staff. Why? Isn't that like making a show about the team that loses the World Series or a biopic about Eric Roberts without Julia? [Image via Getty]

Eric Roberts, who plays ex-CIA agent James Munroe in The Expendables stopped by AOTS. He talked about the film and his stint on Celebrity Rehab. Apparently, if you're on dope you might find being on a soap opera quite difficult.

Lindsay Lohan can't have visitors or bottled water—but she's getting out earlier. Real Housewife megameltdown avoided. Celebrity siblings are in trouble. Did Oksana tape Mel after he accused her of cheating? Saturday's Gossip Roundup goes well with strawberries.

Rev up your typing fingers, B-Movie buffs, it's time to start freaking out on Sci-Fi message boards. Roger Corman is back in all of his campy glory. That's right, SyFy's Sharktopus finally has a trailer! And it. Is. Awesome.

It's kind of a sad news day for some. Mostly for actors who never quite took off the way some had hoped. But it's also good news for fans of Amy Poehler and Joy Behar. They're doing just fine.