Sex Massages a "Tough, Nasty Job" for Cops, But Someone's Gotta Do It Mandy Oaklander · 04/21/13 12:20PM Florida is home to such disproportionate levels of weird crime, you have to wonder what cops do all day. A soft-core edition of the Sun Sentinel has the answer: some get buck-naked in the name of justice and take down massage parlors.