At the time of her death last year, copper heiress Huguette Clark had amassed a fortune: her estate's estimated worth was $400 million dollars.

Tina Fey and her husband, music composer Jeff Richmond, bought a new apartment on the Upper West Side last spring. So it was only a matter of time before the couple put their old place on the market.

Lindsay Lohan's vagina makes a surprisingly discreet reappearance, Michael Jackson's good for real estate, Perez Hilton lied to Tyra and Lady Gaga talks blow.

A few days ago, we noted that New York magazine, in its infinite wisdom, had deemed Jersey City the new cool neighborhood. Today we draw your attention to the most articulately insane response to the NYM story that we've come across, appropriately titled "Fuck You, Jersey City Is Not Cool." A sampling:

• Times to sell ads on front business page. Coming next: white after Labor Day. [NYT]
• VF to boost biz coverage; AMI to miss accounting deadlines. [NYP]
• Us Weekly has its best-selling issue ever, and Janice Min had nothing to do with it. [Jossip]
• New Times Building turning out to be a good investment. Huh. So it turns out Pinch knows how to make those, every now and then. [NYP]
• The Committee to Protect Journalists picks a new executive director, and it turns out he's one of our machetunim, sort of. (I.e., new CPJer is real-life bro-in-law of our glittery little brother, Defamer.) [CPJ]

We don't understand why people keep writing about this:

The good news this morning is that Goldman Sachs has generously deigned to remain in lower Manhattan. And it only took a bit of nudging to get the elite investment bank to stay. As the Times reports: