Skanky bar sluts need love, too, and thus we find ourselves with Rock of Love 2: The Revenge Of Bret Michaels' Wig. Having eliminated four girls last week, the follicle-challenged Bret Michaels wasted no time in getting his hoochies to show their goodies in a way that even the stingiest basic cable censor would find acceptable ... a dance-off! Sure, you or I might call this wriggle-fest a thinly veiled, mostly clothed grindfest, but honestly, how sexy can any dance-off be when white people and the Funky Chicken and The Robot are involved? Yes, pathetic underbites, epileptic convulsions and self-conscious writhing abound.