everything-is-terrible
"Don't Talk To Strangers" Teaches Children The Finer Points Of Stranger Avoidance
Dan Grappone · 10/02/10 05:30PMSo here's a video instructing gullible little ones to avoid talking to strangers. The message is clear: free candy does not outweigh the fact that strangers are all clearly deviant scumbags. Plus the tune's quite catchy!
Hometown Legend is an Exercise in Awfulness
Tom Dobrowolski · 07/14/10 02:34PMIn this awful movie clip, an Alabama high-school football team must win the state championship in order to save their school from closing. Their only hope? Enlist the help of Coach Schuler and his football commandments.
Get the Mom Body Of Your Dreams
Eleni Crush · 07/04/10 12:30PMKathie Lee Terrifies at Home, Too
Daniel Barnum-Swett · 05/07/10 10:45AMYou Will 100% Definitely Win the Lottery By Listening to This Insane Person
Mike Byhoff · 03/18/10 11:38AMWomen and Guns: A Tutorial
Mike Byhoff · 12/09/09 11:41AMAn intruder breaks into a woman's house; she calls for assistance. Does she have a gun? OF COURSE SHE HAS A GUN, STUPID. It's just her feeble female brain can't use it unless she's shooting it in the kitchen. HELP!