everything-is-terrible

Hometown Legend is an Exercise in Awfulness

Tom Dobrowolski · 07/14/10 02:34PM

In this awful movie clip, an Alabama high-school football team must win the state championship in order to save their school from closing. Their only hope? Enlist the help of Coach Schuler and his football commandments.

Get the Mom Body Of Your Dreams

Eleni Crush · 07/04/10 12:30PM

Looking for a way to fill out your high-waisted, universally unflattering mom jeans? Like the idea of working out in one of Amy Adams' cast off costumes from Enchanted? Then this bizarre body sculpting routine is right up your alley.

Kathie Lee Terrifies at Home, Too

Daniel Barnum-Swett · 05/07/10 10:45AM

In what is ostensibly an exercise tape without any real exercise, Kathie Lee Gifford exposes her house of horrors: the baby used for weightlifting, the kitchen of oblivion, Frank the sex monster (eew!), and sundry other frights.

Women and Guns: A Tutorial

Mike Byhoff · 12/09/09 11:41AM

An intruder breaks into a woman's house; she calls for assistance. Does she have a gun? OF COURSE SHE HAS A GUN, STUPID. It's just her feeble female brain can't use it unless she's shooting it in the kitchen. HELP!