'Rihanna Is Keeping Us From Sleeping or Eating or Going Outside or Using a Bathroom': an Anonymous Rihanna Plane Captive Speaks Out
Anonymous Captive Journo · 11/19/12 05:30PM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/185tn15pkyw74jpg/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
Last Wednesday, more than 150 fans and journalists boarded a Boeing 777 with pop-star Rihanna, heading out for a seven-day, seven-country, seven-concert tour imaginatively entitled #777Tour. But after a frenzied, drunken take-off, the tour has descended into naked, mutinous madness, led by the wild, nude, harmonica-playing Australian contingent.