You may not have noticed, but England's political system is collapsing right about now under the weight of cinematic scandal. The latest news is that a pair of diabolical billionaire identical twins have succeeded in censoring the blog of a hysterical Minister of Parliament whose political views they oppose.

Times are tough. Stupid corporate cost-cutting tricks are rampant. Even within the hallowed confines of media companies! And the situation is growing more dire—no more free gyms, babysitting, good coffee, food, or toilet paper:

So how did Amp'd Mobile, the bankrupt pay-as-you-go cellular service, burn through $360M so quickly? Looks like the company funded high-flying CEO Peter Adderton's collection of porn DVDs. [VentureBeat]