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Soldiers Are Metrosexuals Now
Hamilton Nolan · 10/13/11 10:38AMFollowing the U.S. Army's establishment of a wuss workout program and, more broadly, the year-long erosion of American masculinity, it's little wonder that our nation's fighting forces are now more concerned with eyebrow grooming than with removing the digits of enemy soldiers to bring home as souvenirs. Is America's metrosexual Army going to be able to endure the harsh skin-drying effects of the Middle Eastern climate?
Take the Male Eyebrow Pledge and Save American Masculinity
Hamilton Nolan · 03/10/11 02:39PMSay it with me, men: "I am proud of my eyebrows. There are many like them, but these eyebrows are mine. I pledge not to pay money to somebody in what is basically a salon (no matter what ridiculous name they may give it) to fuck with my eyebrows. If they get really out of control, well, that's what clippers are for."
Andy Rooney Lectures Us About Dieting
Matt Cherette · 10/10/10 10:42PMAmerican Apparel's Complete Guide to Grooming
Hamilton Nolan · 06/14/10 01:43PMEyebrow Waxing Prank
nightintern · 05/07/10 10:30AMThis guy has the bright idea to wax off his girlfriend's eyebrow while she is sleeping. Needless to say, she's less than thrilled with the new look.
If We Don't Get Our Priorities Straight Then Boy, Watch Out
Hamilton Nolan · 09/18/09 01:19PMThe War on Eyebrows, The Opening of Hollister
cityfile · 07/16/09 07:33PM
• Eyebrows are no longer cool, apparently. Time to invest in a new pair of tweezers! [NYT]
• The CFDA and Vogue announced the 2009 Fashion Fund finalists today. [Vogue, Cut]
• Back in May, it was rumored that Stefano Tonchi, editor of the Times' rapidly shrinking T magazine, was heading out the door. Now the rumor is he's taking a top job at Vogue. [FWD]
• No, Baywatch wasn't filming in Soho today. The dudes dressed as lifeguards were promoting the new Hollister store on Broadway and Houston, which officially opened today. [Racked]