Have you heard about Iceland's fun new volcanic eruption, a nine-mile plume of ash coming out of its most active volcano, Grímsvötn? Let us guide you with a helpful volcano FAQ!

Today at Gawker.TV, Family Guy travels to Washington D.C., a poll about which Alec Baldwin SNL sketch was best, Cleveland's Angels, timelapse of Eyjafjallajökull erupting, and more news anchors giggling about penises. When will it end?

We've all seen pictures of Iceland's volcano Eyjafjallajökull erupting, but we've never seen it quite like this. Photographer Sean Stiegemeier has used timelapse and tracking techniques to create an incredibly beautiful, wholly unique rendering of the event.

Britons are bracing for more travel trouble from our old friend Eyjafjallajokull.

We could handle it when Eyjafjallajökull (pronounced: "Jerk") was stranding people in airports and crippling global economies, but now it's gone too far. Due to the latest ash cloud, the big stars may not be able to get to Cannes.

Flights are resuming in Britain, despite the possibility of a new ash cloud.

Because the cloud of ash has enveloped us! Well, it's skimmed Newfoundland. And it's supposed to be blown away from North America by a change in winds tomorrow. So, on second thought, forget it. Did you see that iPhone!? [Reuters]

Most people believe the Iceland volcano is caused by plate tectonics. How quaint. Crazy people have some other theories, and they are way more fun. Stop drinking your fluoridated water for a second and explore the truth behind Eyjafjallajökull.

If you thought that being a celebrity meant you were given some kind of gold-plated volcano-proof airplane, well boy, were you wrong. While Eyjafjallajokull traps little people in Europe's hellish social democracies, Whitney Houston is being burdened, too!

As Iceland's erupting volcano continues to drive European aviation to crisis and mispronouncing American broadcast journalists to tears, Eyjafjallajokull continues to chug plumes of volcanic ash into the air. Watch Eyjafjallajokull's pouf grow.

[The thick layer of ash emitted by the Icelandic volcano Eyjafjallajokull will ground flights across northern Europe until midday Friday at the earliest, but if nothing else those Scandinavians are in for some killer volcanic sunsets. Image via Oter's Flickr]