Bros Who Like Hooking Up With Girls on Spring Break Have Endorsed a Candidate
Gabrielle Bluestone · 04/11/16 03:00PMHistorically, America’s unironic pinney-wearers, people who know all the lyrics to “Sweet Caroline,” and 19 year-olds named Chad have had only the stories their dads told them about Ronald Reagan and Chuck Norris jokes to inspire them each election cycle. But this year, in Donald Trump, lacrosse players and beer-pong champions alike have finally found a candidate to stand up for them, the underdogs.