How to Mess With Your Friends, and Prevent Yourself from Being Messed With, on New Facebook
Max Read · 12/16/11 12:30PMOakland Mayor Driven from Facebook By Haters
Ryan Tate · 12/15/11 08:35PMWho Had the Dumbest Users In 2011: Facebook, Twitter or Google?
Adrian Chen · 12/15/11 07:26PMSasha and Malia Are Banned from Facebook
Ryan Tate · 12/15/11 05:18PMThe Obama White House can be terrible at leading the nation. It's been incredibly soft on Wall Street and often horrible on basic human rights. But it can stand proud on its family Facebook policy! At a time when American parents help sneak their legally underaged kids onto Facebook, Sasha and Malia Obama are quite sensibly told to stay away from the social network.
Why People Troll Dead Kids on Facebook
Adrian Chen · 12/15/11 03:21PMNew Update Gives You More Excuses To Waste Time On Facebook
Adrian Chen · 12/15/11 12:45PMSource Reveals Facebook Is Swimming In Cash
Ryan Tate · 12/15/11 10:00AMA well-placed mole has forwarded us the Silicon Valley equivalent of hard-core pornography: an explicit look at Facebook's finances. They're even more staggering than we expected. A gusher of profits has left the social network with a cash hoard to rival established companies like 3M, eBay and Yahoo.
Insane Traders Bet 'Tens of Billions' on Twitter Trends
Ryan Tate · 12/14/11 03:10PMZOMG, Justin Bieber is trending! How can we short the Jonas Brothers?? That, apparently, is the sort of conversation that's becoming more and more plausible on Wall Street; hedge funds are increasingly turning to Twitter, Facebook and YouTube trends to place social media driven bets in the "tens of billions of dollars," according to a company that sells them data.
Click Here To Save Your Friend's Life, Says Facebook
Ryan Tate · 12/14/11 01:55PMFacebook Hires Experts To Explain Human Emotions
Ryan Tate · 12/13/11 03:20PMLast week, national experts traveled to Facebook headquarters in Palo Alto, California, to convey hotly anticipated knowledge to the social network's engineers. The computer programmers "listened intently," according to a reporter who was present, to explanations of compassion, tact, sensitivity, and the psychological differences between children and adults. So it was that, nearly eight years after the world's biggest social network began, Facebook learned some basic social skills.
Facebook Declares War On Sleazy Revenge Porn Site
Adrian Chen · 12/08/11 07:04PMDo You Know What 'lms' Means?
Adrian Chen · 12/07/11 07:34PMMark Zuckerberg's Girlfriend Just Near-Married Him
Ryan Tate · 12/07/11 05:45PMPriscilla Chan has always taken her relationship with Mark Zuckerberg seriously; she famously sealed a contract of dating rules before moving to be near him in California. But the medical school student just got more serious than ever before, listing Zuckerberg as her "partner" on Facebook - and adopting Zuck's mother as her own.
Mark Zuckerberg Can't Protect His Own Facebook Photos
Ryan Tate · 12/06/11 03:38PMWhen Facebook isn't intentionally destroying your privacy, it's doing so unintentionally. That even goes for Mark Zuckerberg: Two years ago, the Facebook CEO's once-private pictures were exposed to the world after the social network changed its privacy defaults. Now his once-private photos are again exposed to the world, this time thanks to a security flaw.
Facebook Has a Terrible New Address
Ryan Tate · 12/06/11 01:25PMIf you were responsible for the world's largest trove of sensitive personal information, what would you name your headquarters address? "4 Trust Lane?" "2 Careful Way?" "1 Gentle Drive?" Those would all be very reasonable branding choices! Instead, the world's most powerful social network, Facebook, went with "1 Hacker Way." Really?
Sean Parker Brandishing A Fire Extinguisher At a Play Is Why No One Takes Him Seriously
Adrian Chen · 12/06/11 11:10AMNYPD Facebook Group on West Indian Parade: 'Filth. It's Not Racist If It's True'
Seth Abramovitch · 12/05/11 11:40PMEarly last September, before Occupy Wall Street was even a glint of pepper spray in an obstinate protester's eye, the NYPD were mobilizing against another crowd menace: the West Indian American Day Parade in Crown Heights, Brooklyn. Sure, some officers were spotted getting into the spirit by grinding against paradegoers' behinds, but a far greater number were bracing for the mayhem that frequently accompanies the debauched annual event. This year's parade was particularly violent — there were multiple shootings, resulting in one civilian fatality and an officer wounded in his arm. In the days that followed, New York cops had had enough, and they created a Facebook group to vent their anger. It was extremely racist.
Small-Town Mayor No Longer Loves NYC Because 'Queers' Can Get Married There
Lauri Apple · 12/04/11 04:20PMThe Best Photo of a High School Principal Ever
Lauri Apple · 12/03/11 06:16PMEveryone meet Jane Addams High School principal Sharron Smalls—seen here getting down with, and chocolate-sauced by, a topless man who looks less-than-excited to be there. Yesterday students at Addams (it's in NYC) covered their school with copies of the photo in honor of Smalls and her achievements—particularly her use of said pic on her Facebook profile.