Eduardo Saverin—the Facebook co-founder who isn't Mark Zuckerberg—made a rare public appearance last night, his first since The Social Network's release, it appears. Eduardo went to a Victoria's Secret party, where he mostly socialized with other tech nerds.

Frank Melchiorre, a 26-year-old New Jersey science teacher, was very popular with his students until he was arrested Wednesday for—well, just read the comments on his Facebook fan page, starting from the bottom. They tell the story.

Facebook is reportedly launching a Facebook email client this Monday. Soon you'll be able to have your very own @facebook.com email address. This is great. Now we'll have something to email our Yahoo and Gmail addresses with.

The Facebook-Google showdown isn't limited to your personal data. Facebook has been poaching talent from Google, and Google is fighting back with big bonuses for sticking around. One senior engineer was offered $3.5 million in stock not to jump ship.

Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss, the manpurse-loving twins who sued Mark Zuckerberg for supposedly stealing the idea for Facebook (and later accepted a $65 million settlement ), have been ordered to pay their lawyers $13 million. Lawsuits don't file themselves for free.

The Feds are championing an employee who cussed out her supervisor on Facebook and called him crazy, saying such trash talking is protected speech. It's a big win for the internet's oversharing class.

If you've ever discussed your "skin issues" on a blog, Facebook, or Twitter, good news: the Unilever corporation was listening in!

Scientific research has proved that "hyper-texting" teens—those who send 120 or more texts per day—are derelict, horny druggies. Well, at least compared to teens who text less, they are. Hyper-texters also like to fight and binge drink.

The annual Yale-Harvard football game is almost upon us, and Yale's freshman class went right for the jugular with an official t-shirt mocking Facebook co-founder Mark Zuckerberg as "antisocial." As opposed to, say, Yale freshmen.

Sound the trumpets! Please welcome HM Queen Elizabeth to Facebook. The Queen of England will launch an official Facebook page tomorrow. There's a joke about poking the Queen here, but we'd rather not end up in the Tower of London.

Self-esteem flagging a bit? Think about this: Two of the world's biggestl tech companies are desperately fighting over your trivial personal information. Google just cut Facebook off from accessing some of its data because Facebook isn't sharing back.

Lamebook is that website that documents funny things that happen on Facebook and will eventually be turned into an Urban Outfitter's coffee table book. Facebook threatened Lamebook with a trademark infringement lawsuit—but Lamebook decided to sue Facebook first.

Are you running the NYC Marathon this weekend? Don't tweet or update your Facebook status because a distracted runner is dangerous for everyone. What if you learn some bad news, mid-run? Also, who the hell tweets during a marathon? [NYDN]

Facebook took time today to make a big announcement about iPhone coupons and new mobile sign-in partnerships. Then it quietly admitted it will take "months" to protect your Facebook account from being hijacked at Starbucks and other cafés. Great.

Facebook's "political team" say that candidates with more Facebook fans than their opponents won 74% of House races and 81% of Senate races. See, Democrats? If you'd just clicked more Internet buttons, once, lazily, you would've automatically won most races.

Facebook is poised to roll out "Friendship Pages" aggregating the online interactions between two people. The feature is a potential boon to jealous ex lovers and nosy gossips—and there's no indication you'll be able to opt out.

American Idol host and sexually perplexing Ken doll Ryan Seacrest is interviewing President Obama tomorrow. He's crowdsourcing interview questions on his Facebook page. Let's see what his followers came up with.

If you set aside Facebook's privacy tricks for a night — not hard when you're a kid in a bumble bee costume — the company's founder Mark Zuckerberg has some nice treats for you. Full-sized Snickers bars, in fact.

Unemployed 36-year-old Colm Coss has been jailed for 18 weeks after trolling Facebook memorial sites and posting "abusive messages." He was charged after sending letters to neighbors containing his address, photos of himself and bragging about being a troll.

Mark Zuckerberg comes in the night for your most precious digital secrets. So why not borrow from the Facebook CEO's creepy public image and turn Halloween into Night of the Privacy Snatchers? We've got just the costume for it.