Beauty Gurus: YouTube is lousy with them.

A woman distracted by a text fell feet-first into a frozen canal in Birmingham — and the entire incident was caught on tape thanks to England's ubiquitous CCTV cameras.

On the one hand, you might say Dan Bob's trust fall failed to achieve its goal, but, on the other hand, you might say it achieved its goal perfectly by teaching him that you can't trust anyone.

You how you go through life thinking you've seen every kind of epic trust fall fail video there is, and then out of nowhere a new epic trust fall fail video shows up that throws your entire worldview for a loop?

It's almost New Year's Eve and you're going to go to a party and everyone is going to ask, "What is your New Year's Resolution?" Don't say "quit smoking," "lose weight," or "get a new job," because all of those are bound to fail. Here's a list of some nice easy ones that are all related to pop culture that you can tell people you're working on. They're fun and easy and everyone will think you're fantastic for having them.

Who is to blame for the failure of our glorious experiment in government engineering, the Joint Select Committee on Deficit Reduction a.k.a. the supercommittee, to meet the public's desire for trillions of dollars in spending cuts and tax hikes that the public doesn't want? Our best guess is that it's the supercommittee that is to blame for the failure of the supercommittee. Others would disagree!

There's been what appears to be a seismic shift in ye olde debt ceiling developments this afternoon, thanks to the Senate's in-house turtle, Mitch McConnell. We're still waiting to hear the "catch," since Mitch McConnell is a brilliant, mischievous sociopath who ruined much of Obama's first two years in office. But he's released a new proposal this afternoon that looks a lot like, well, caving with a lame attempt to save face.

Yes, babies of all species are cute but it's important to remember that a shark is still a shark. This guy finds out the hard way.

This guy seems to be on the wrong side of a three martini lunch and even worse, there's an entire office filming his exploits. A kind stranger unsuccessfully tries to help, but at least he brings him some water.

When Oprah's BFF appeared on Jimmy Fallon's late-night show, she had a bit of a malfunction when she knocked into the wall during her entrance. She admits to trying "to play it off like I was just dancing" as soon as her interview started.

A guy is skating out of a trick when a kid comes skating right through his path creating a big collision. Like a champ, the kid is back up on his feet before the big guy even knew what happened.

This police video captures the sobriety test of a woman caught driving erratically. Judging by the fact that she couldn't recite the alphabet nor count backwards (although she seemed confident doing so), she shouldn't be behind the wheel.

Shopping cart races down a steep hill sound like a bad idea to begin with, especially if there's a gutter gate at the bottom.

The BBC show Bizarre ER finds a lad who knew that his tiny sequined hat made his Halloween costume but the bugger just wouldn't stay on! After a few failed attempts he realized super glue would do just the trick.

Regular fails are fun, but adding the element of water really adds insult to injury.

This martial artist looks like he can beat just about anyone. Unless that anyone is his pants, because they definitely won this one. The pants drop is so perfectly timed, it almost looks fake.

Spanish soccer play Rafa Casanova was accidentally punched in the face by a teammate during a group hug. He was so injured that he had and to be carried off the field on a stretcher.

Watch Cesena's Emanuele Giaccherini miss an amazingly wide open goal not once, but twice. The game ended in a 2-2 draw with Juventus this past Saturday.

This guy seems ready to take aim on his friend's backside, but instead the ball returns right to the kicker's face. Click to watch this fail turn into instant karma.

Guess what! The Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump aired tonight. Among the roasters was Jersey Shore star The Situation, who just completely, totally, utterly bombed. How bad was he? The crowd almost didn't let him finish—seriously!