This snowboarder doesn't quite finish the jump and ends up doing a vertical bellyflop into a snowbank.

Yikes. You know things won't end well when one starts a proposal video to his girlfriend(?) with, "I'm not the type of guy that's going to cut his hand if you don't love him." The full train wreck, inside.

These soldiers decided to have a little rodeo with the floor buffer. This is why they should only be allowed to clean the floor with toothbrushes.

As if putting a hole in the ceiling wasn't enough, it just HAD to be near a water main...

As these cyclists come around the bend, one woman loses control,sending her and her bike flying into the other riders. Who knew indoorcycling was so exciting?

This pitcher's manager simply said he was sick, but he gives us a lot more detail. It happens to everyone, but this man refuses to be ashamed.

When you aren't sure if you should do something, you have to take a leap of faith to find out. Good advice, except when your leap of faith is off a building.

Using props in dunk contests is all but overdone these days. But having to call in a crew with a ladder to get you down? Now thats something you don't see in every competition. Stick to nailing threes, buddy.

There's something about riding a motorcycle that is extremely manly... or extremely stupid. Watch this motorcycle rider attempt to show off to some friends, it doesn't go well.

This man really really doesn't understand how to use the tow rope at this ski resort. I've never skied in my life and even I know that straddling it is a bad idea.

Everyone has has a bad job interview. Unfortunately for these two guys, theirs was caught on tape and posted to YouTube.

Girl's high school basketball is serious business. It's so serious that these two teammates created a special play, but instead of victory, the play ends in epic embarrassment.

Bloodied and bruised, this redneck barely emerges from a scuffle he started by himself. Maybe next time, he won't decide to pick a fight with the entire crowd.

Forget getting it OUT in one piece—how on earth did they get it IN that tiny space? Never mind- it all just leads to one big fail anyway.

Spring break gets off to a violent start as this spring-breaker almost snaps his neck while doing a backflip. Our advice? Beware the drunken backflip, it never ends well.

This old man is convinced that a microphone should be held like a telephone, and he gets crotchety when told otherwise.

This girl has had enough percolation for one evening...maybe next time she'll learn to stay away from sharp objects.

Seriously, do they not teach stop drop and roll in school anymore?

The worst part? He doesn't know how to work his windshield wipers.

It seems the stripper aerobics craze has made it's way to Belgium, and it's not hard to see why. What stumpy housewife wouldn't want to get manhandled by an amazonian barbie clone? Apparently this one.