Is there a road sign that says, "Thin Ice: Do Not Drive On This Frozen Over Lake?" We thought such warnings would go without saying, but this unfortunate driver proved us wrong.

A man on the run makes a daring escape through a window! ...Almost.

Extreme skier Garret Bartel flips over 13 times and hits 5 rock outcroppings as he plummets down the cliff side, but miraculously escapes with just some lacerations and a broken leg.

Are you under the impression that tornadoes mostly transport people into magical alternate universes? Well, tornadoes also smash trains to pieces. Check out the mayhem.

This guy decided to have a mini-concert in his car and headbanged just a bit too hard.

Clearly both the cameraman who failed to warn this pedestrian about the ice and the editor who decided to use the subsequent footage are terrible people, but they also deserve a big old thank you from the world.

We know it's called a "deadlift," but that doesn't mean you're supposed to feel dead after performing one.

We all know sports fans can get a little over-eager, and football fans are apparently no exception.

What's more embarrassing than breaking yourself on video? Getting caught breaking your mom's TV on video. Watch this amateur gymnast fail to check herself prior to wrecking herself.

Mr. Miyagi wold be so ashamed.

Last night's Biggest Loser featured a challenge that took place over water. Small problem: Maria is afraid of water and gets panic attacks. Her tumble is laughable, but actually ends with a trip to the hospital. Bring on the blood!

If you ever feel bad about ignoring the "proud begging" kids who dance on the subway, just remember this video of the time they kicked over a toddler.

Each week, Current's Viral Video Film School compiles a tightly edited clip of hilarious viral videos. This week's compilation? Morons engaging in moronic activities with snow. It is all kinds of win.

A Burger King patron gets really, really angry and tries to smash the door with a chair. Except it didn't work out so well, because someone forgot to set up the "wet floor" signs. Yeah.

"Hello, my name is Creepy Old Dude on YouTube, and I am quite clearly an alcoholic."

2009 was full of fabtrabulous fails. And by watching this, we can hopefully maybe stay fail free in 2010! Maybe. Now quick, hook that flamethrower up to my souped-up lawnmower and film me doing donuts in a parking lot.

We hope this pathetic torpedo test launch isn't necessarily indicative of our armed forces' skills. Otherwise... well, we're screwed.

Do you know the difference between being completely blind and being legally blind when not wearing glasses? Good. You know who doesn't? Lysette Tidwell, a contestant on tonight's episode of Jeopardy! Tidwell? More like Tid-LOLWAT. All aboard the fail boat!

For some people, doing dumb or embarrassing things on camera is as easy as riding a bike. For others, it actually is trying to ride a bike.

You know how annoying it is to get hit by those rubber band slingshots? Imagine (or just watch) what it's like to get hit by a giant one.