Twerking is not "over," despite the results of a comprehensive poll of every rapper in Mullumbimby, Australia, but twerking while leaning out of a moving car is over. Specifically, it is over as soon as you lose your footing and fall to the unforgiving pavement.

While you're sitting at work like a chump, this little brainless idiot got a head start on its super dumb weekend. What are you waiting for?

Your 20s are meant to be a time of self-reflection and discovery. Bad decisions are inevitable. Amal El-Wahabi knows all about bad decisions. In January, the 28-year-old tried to smuggle money to her husband—a member of ISIS—by concealing it in her friend's underwear. The plan, for obvious reasons, failed.

CrossFit®, the name-brand fitness craze that you shouldn't participate in for several reasons, is still growing in popularity, with more WODs killed every day. And while CrossFit will get you in shape (if it doesn't give you a crippling case of rhabdomyolysis), it might not make you look like the badass you've always wanted to be. Case in point: These people.

This video of a Dutch reporter doing a relaxed lean right off of a dock (and the mayor she's interviewing haplessly trying to pull her out of the water with his fancy mayor-necklace) is a blooper so perfect it has to be fake.

Happy Thanksgiving! Here are some of the best best falls within Thanksgiving-themed movies.